George "Eraser Face" Bush
Scott Rosenberg comments on the State of the Union address.#
What did they do? They cheered his next line: "The terrorist threat will not expire on that schedule."
Unfortunately, every single senator, congressmen and dignitary who clapped at that moment was applauding the continued existence of the terrorist threat. "Hurray! The terrorists are here to stay!" Not too bright.
Then again, since so many of our leaders, right up to the president, found their political lives salvaged by 9/11, maybe they understood exactly what they were doing.
Kevin Drum on the evolution of Iraq's WMD program as reported by Jorge Arbusto.#
I missed this when I was listening to the SOTU last night, so it's a good thing it's become a widespread target of mockery in the blogosphere today. Here, apparently, is the evolution of Iraq's WMD program:
- March 2003: Weapons of mass destruction.
- June 2003: Weapons of mass destruction programs.
- October 2003: Weapons of mass destruction-related programs.
- January 2004: Weapons of mass destruction-related program activities.
Isn't that great? "Weapons of mass destruction-related program activities."
Industrie Toulouse replies to the State of the Union.#
Will this amendment stop bullshit weddings like the recent Britney Spears one? There's nothing sanctimonious about that marriage. Will it suddenly stop the mammoth divorce rate? Will it protect those wonderful wholesome straight families where parents beat their children? Where spouses cheat - many times over?
I'm straight, and am personally of the opinion of Hamlet - "I say there shall be no more marriages!" - but I can't believe that same sex marriages will destroy all that is holy about marriage as spelt out in the above paragraph.
Dylan Greene writes about President Bush's new marriage amendment.#
Bush's State of the Union address just ended. No mention of a Moon Base. No mention of a Mission to Mars. No mention of missing Weapons of Mass Destruction. No mention of not finding Osama Bin Laden. No mention of fixing the worst deficit in American history.
So... what did Bush talk about for an hour?
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So, check this out: under Bush's proposed amendments, you can be an illegal immigrant, suspected of terrorism, and on death row - and still get married. But you if you happen to be gay you're screwed.
Erin Judge writes about evil Gay people who want to get married. Shame on them.#
Screw this guy, man. The gay rights movement is a civil rights movement. In another 30 years, documentaries will be made with clips of that speech in them. It'll be like watching "Eyes on the Prize," with Bull Connor calling Dr. King "Martin Luther Coon" or hearing George Wallace chant "Segregation Forever!" in his campaign speeches all over the coutry. George W. Bush slides nicely in line with those old-school bigots.
History will shudder.
Strange Women Lying In Ponds writes about this peculiar use of the amendment process.#
The side of me that I can call "conservative" is definitely fiscally so more than socially so. It is therefore axiomatic that I not only oppose Bush's wreckless spending, but that I also oppose the occasional bones he likes to throw to the Religious Right, such as floating his possible support for a federal marriage amendment.
The Constitutional Amendment process has historically been used to expand the circle of privileges and immunities to persons who were previously deprived of the benefits of equal participation in American life. Amending the Constitution to now exclude a class of people from the pursuit of happiness would be a catastrophe indeed; one whose fruition I could not possibly countenance. I thus find Bush's allusions to the possibility of such an amendment to be deeply troubling.
The Left Coaster writes about how the sky is falling.#
Remember those various reports we have been seeing over the last several months that indicate Bush is not too popular with the troops? Many of us have speculated that such dissatisfaction with the commander in chief may lead many soldiers and their families to vote for the Democrats in November. Well, what is one sure way for Bush and the GOP to capture a large number of the votes of soldiers overseas next November without anyone knowing for sure whether or not the troops actually voted for Skippy?
Contract out with a large offshore tax-dodging GOP campaign contributor for a computerized voting system for overseas troops, [...]
Ryan Overbey posts on a transcript of Bush.#
THE PRESIDENT: Okay, good. What would you like?
Q Ribs.
THE PRESIDENT: Ribs? Good. Let's order up some ribs.
Q What do you think of the democratic field, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: See, his job is to ask questions, he thinks my job is to answer every question he asks. I'm here to help this restaurant by buying some food. Terry, would you like something?
Ryan says, "This is the President of the United States. This is not a joke."
Richard of the House of Gwailo comments,
Fine, I'll blog this too. Apparently bloggers, especially those who oppose President Bush's policies, and falling over themselves in horror that the President, instead of answering pool reporters' questions, insisted on having a meal. (Strikes me as consistent if nothing else: Bush thinks lowly of the press, and so, bloggers seem to be forgetting, do bloggers. And just because someone asks a question, that doesn't mean you have to answer it. Especially if you have disdain for the people asking the questions.)
Ryan Overbey responds and incites a holy war.
There are three reasons why I love the release. Number one, it shows why lots of people love this president. He can fuck up on policy all he wants, but when he's in his element he can turn on the Texan charm. And he, really, really likes ribs. Number two: someone at the White House had to draw up this press release. They had to type a transcript of this event, and put it on the whitehouse.gov website. I think that's pretty funny. Number three: everyone I know who has read this thing has expressed a desire to eat ribs. I mean, at the end of this release all I could think was "I really need to go to Redbones in Davis Square and get some pulled pork and some ribs." It's uncanny how hungry I get after reading this.
Richard "Hip Means Me" Gwailo responds and writes about what things we think are funny:
I watched the episode of The Simpsons where they are stranded on an island (it's sometimes referred to by fans as "The Lord of the Flies Episode" even though it's properly titled "Das Bus"). It's an episode during the height of the series, so its comedic value is high. Very unscientifically, I tried to determine whether, when I laughed, it was because of something plain silly or because human suffering was involved. Human suffering in terms of making fun of a certain nation (the extended bit where the class is pretending they're ambassadors of nations in the Model U.N., especially where Martin is doing the Norwegian dance and Principal Skinner asks for "more pelvis") or the scene where Milhouse is being tried for eating the rations and—the funniest part—Nelson punches him repeatedly, and over the objections of Milhouse's attorney (Lisa), Bart (the judge) declares that he will "allow this". The only parts that weren't mocking human suffering were historical and literary allusions—and perhaps Bart's fantasy of monkey-butlers.