The Binary Circumstance on Britney's marriage.#

I can see her mother going through the roof now: "Britney, you stupid slut. You didn't bother to get a prenup and you've got a worldwide tour coming up!"

If Jason Allen Alexander had a broken heart at being tossed aside so quickly he'd get a good lawyer to hang onto that marriage contract and collect half her income during the time they are married. If she wasn't drunk or being forced into marriage then she freely consented to a contract and she should be expected to live by it. If if was a rich male entertainer who married a "childhood friend" then wanted annulment you know lawyers would be all over him for a big settlement.

The Black Saint has the best take on Britney's marriage.#

Spears reportedly is already planning an annulment. Meanwhile, marriages across the country are falling apart because of the singer's actions.

"I can't believe that what we consider a sacred union between a man and a woman is considered a drunken gag by a spoiled celebrity," said Lucy Warriner, who has been married to husband Jerry since 1937. "Although, we have two wonderful kids and four adult grandchildren, we feel that Ms. Spears's mockery of marriage makes it impossible for us to remain together any longer."

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The news understandably appalled many homosexuals.

"I can't believe she'd have the audacity to walk down the aisle wearing blue jeans and a ball cap!" said Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's fashion consultant Carson Kressley. "If they ever let us join the party, you know I'd do it right. I'm thinking that little feather number Ginger wore in Top Hat."

And oh man, Oliver Willis is hilarious.#

LAS VEGAS - Coming on the heels of Britney Spears' surprise wedding to her childhood friend, well known blogger and professional celebrity Oliver Willis issued a press release declaring that he had married actress Jessica Alba. "I will not allow gathering threats to threaten the security of this country", he said, "when Britney pre-emptively wedded, I was simultaneously shocked and awed but then I chose to act decisvely." While Oliver has experienced a signifcant jump in polling, several of his contemporaries have criticized him for acting unilaterally.

Tony Pierce on Britney Spears.#

if i was the pope or some other non-biblically elected church official i would suggest to the other church heads that nobody give mrs. alexander any damn annullment.

the institution of marriage in america today has a 50% divorce rate. what brit did the other night rubs its face into the fact that the Ultimate commitment isnt worth the keno card that its written on.

id make an example of her and her sham wedding.