Hawked All My Yesterdays
Christopher Lydon interviews David Rees of "Get Your War On."#
David Rees's public career began as just the opposite of trying to be funny. It was a late-at-night flight from his idle amateur cartooning. "I kinda made a decision," he said. "Well, I'll try to make a comic about how I actually feel for once." The ruins of the World Trade Center were barely cool. The war on Afghanistan had been announced. David Rees was struck by the want of public skepticism about a war on terror, the silence about the human cost on the ground. And so "Get Your War On" was born, with an office jock observing into the phone: "Yes! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom To Bomb The Living Fuck Out Of You is in the house!!!"
The language of the early strip still shocks with undeniable images and vernacular simplicity--what oft was thought but ne'er expressed out loud. Except by the clip-art man at his desk: "You know what I love? I love how we're dropping food aid packages into a country that's one big fucking minefield! That's good!" And his pal on the phone: "Well, it turns the relief effort into a fun game for the Afghan people. A game called "See if you have any fucking arms left to eat the food we dropped after you step on a landmine trying to retrieve it."
My favourite part was when Chris asked David if the site could last forever, and Davis said:
My deal with the White House is that if President Bush fires Donald Rumsfield, I'll stop writing "Get Your War On!" But we haven't yet entered the final stages of negotiation.
David Rees' other comic made me laugh a lot. I don't know why though. My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable
The Binary Circumstance quotes from Ayn Rand's Philosophy: Who Needs It?#
Man must obtain his knowledge and choose his actions by a process of thinking, which nature will not foce him to perform. Man has the power to act as his own destroyer--and that is the way he has acted through most of his history...
Edmund Rockwell writes about Why Government Must Be Abolished.#
For traditional, forcible government to accomplish anything, it first must tax. This requires stealing, at gunpoint, money (property) from everyone under its rule — even the people who don't want done what the government is going to do. This is theft. There is no more fitting term for it. Government gets away with this, first because it has more guns than any individual it's taxing; and second because the population has usually been convinced, lately through years of government schooling, that such stealing is necessary for civilization.
Hand-wringing philosophers are invited to write me to disagree, but I hold that it's self-evident that there is no good act that can be performed that requires first the commission of an evil act. As an example, "killing the few to save the many" has never in human history found a practical application outside war, which always involves governments imposing their wishes on each other. There is no natural emergency or shortage of resources that requires first committing evil in order to bring about a good. Bringing about a good never allows beginning with an evil.
Dowingba comments on a quote in an interview with Steve Jobs, who thinks that record companies should stop making advances to artists who aren't yet popular.#
Jobs needs to realize that not everyone is quite as rich as he is. Most unsigned, obscure artists can't quite afford to record an album, go on tour, promote, distribute, all without an advance. That costs millions of dollars. If the record companies were to take Steve's advice, the recording sector in general would drop back 30 years. High-quality records would sound like stuff I record on my computer using a $15 mic. It's insanity.
And that is why I hope they take Steve's advice.
Dowingba is not bitter about women at all.#
One time I was at a friend's place and some girl dropped by for some reason. She was one of those brain-dead Malibu-type girls who would just die if they didn't have the latest designer shoes and pink purses and the new designer haircut with coloured highlights and whose favourite movies no doubt include Clueless and Legally Blonde 2. After she left my friend exclaimed, "Wow, she's hot, eh?" I told him, quite honestly, that I didn't find her very attractive at all, and left it at that.
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She'll amount to nothing in life because, you know, she's such an ignorant retard. After being finally kicked out of her house, she'll marry the first drunken, unkempt necropheliac she lays eyes on because he has a shiny car. After her complete and utter idiocy drives the man to border-line murderous rage, she decides to leave him (because obviously he's gay), and taking her life savings of $100, thumbs her way to Toronto. After being spit out the bowels of the porn industry, she makes her living selling her body to disease-ridden old men.
Scary Duck replies to some spam and fact checks their ass.#
Ingrid has Christmas planned on exactly... amazing.#
Nathan finishes his discussion about the controversy surrounding homosexuality and morality.#
But I've said pretty much everything I want to say about that topic.
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Because what does it matter if I approve of homosexuality or not? What does it matter what I think, if you are so convinced it is the right way for you (or your friends) to live?
The only two reasons I can think of that could explain the ire that I have raised in others is if:
a) deep down inside, they think I'm right and don't want to admit it to themselves (i.e., kill the messenger), or
b) they think I'm influential enough to block their acceptance into society and their receiving the right to marry legally.If their arguments are so compelling (and I have to admit, I don't find them so, since it seems to me they lack any hard evidence or even any logic other than forms of moral equivalence and "I really think so"), then let the ideas battle in the marketplace of ideas. I have confidence that if my understanding of morality and homosexuality is correct, my idea will win out. If not, it will die away.
You won't kill the idea by trying to shut me up, by trying to shame me, by acting offended, or by judicial fiat.
Ms. Lauren had an interesting response:
I have to qualify my statements by saying that I disagree with almost everything, or everything, said in this post. Morality cannot be defined by one group's moral absolutes.
If there is a movement to guarantee "moral" behavior in homosexual relationships, it is exactly the marriage movement the author criticizes that seeks to do so. I believe this is the weakness within the entire post, a general misunderstanding of who aims for these "moral" goals and whose "moral" code is defining the argument.
Sean Bonner writes up some very depressing things about his life...#
7 - When I was in 3rd grade my grandmother convinced me to give her my dog so she could go live with her friend who's husband had just died and was very lonely, promising I could go visit her when ever I wanted. Several excuses as to why I couldn't go see her later, my school went on a field trip to the local SPCA, where to my suprise I found my dog. The school kids went back to school and I stayed there crying until my mom could come pick me up, just me, not my dog. Turns out that was the plan, they had assumed I would just forget about the dog and didn't figure in the SPCA fieldtrip. I called every week to see if she was still there until finally they told me no one had adopted her and she'd been put to sleep. Ironically enough that's when I wish I'd been lied to. How hard would it have been to tell a crying 3rd grader that his dog was adoped by a loving family with kids and a yard and would live happily ever after? Many years later I'd meet a friend of a friend who worked there and said after the dogs and cats were given lethal injections they were incinerated, however this happened very quickly and most of the animals were still alive when they threw them into the fire.
Tyler Cowen links to The New Scientist on how Beautiful Women are to Rational Thought what Oil is to Water.#
Male students, when shown pictures of pretty women, were more likely to opt for short-term economic gain than wait for a better reward in the future.
Both male and female students at McMaster University were shown pictures of the opposite sex of varying attractiveness taken from the website 'Hot or Not'. The 209 students were then offered the chance to win a reward. They could either accept a cheque for between $15 and $35 tomorrow or one for $50-$75 at a variable point in the future.
Wilson and Daly found that male students shown the pictures of averagely attractive women showed exponential discounting of the future value of the reward. This indicated that they had made a rational decision. When male students were shown pictures of pretty women, they discounted the future value of the reward in an "irrational" way - they would opt for the smaller amount of money available the next day rather than wait for a much bigger reward.
Women, by contrast, made equally rational decisions whether they had been shown pictures of handsome men or those of average attractiveness.
Tyler's reply is amazing: "the next time I do something crazy, I will blame it on having a beautiful wife."
Sarcasmo has some fantastic dreams...#
I dreamt about a visit with an old friend of Pop Culture Boy's that lead to a resumed acquaintance with an old friend of mine. PCB and I stayed in a strange hotel with a long narrow canopied bed with small TV monitors set around the canopy rail. Our pet white owl slept in a small, custom made bowl of water at our feet. When the owl got upset, it split itself in two: becoming a young blonde boy and young blonde girl, both dressed all in white. The young girls ran off and we chase her through the hotel. When we catch and calm her we are forced to tell everyone that she is the daughter of a friend of a friend. Everyone accepted our story and adored the little girl.
The dream later lead to romantic betrayal, and a trip to a dance club only accessible by jumping from rooftop to rooftop, and eventually swinging down on a long chain. I failed the chain test.
Get your dream books out folks. I've got no idea what this means.
Brendan posts a guide to blogging to keep you in check.#
1) Avoid self-indulgence. This is a matter of degree because a blog is by its' nature self-indulgent. The reader doesn't want to hear too much about the author until the reader has been won over by the content. Once I've visited a site a few times and found it enlightening or entertaining, then I become curious about the person writing it. On some sites the author talks about her/himself all the time. This can be mildly amusing but it quickly grates. We need more to read than last night's party or a person's man/woman problems. There is a niche site, the college-kid site, that exists for the sole purpose of socializing and gabbing. That's fine, but such sites probably won't get a lot of traffic from people outside the author's peer group, unless the author happen to be exceptionally interesting. Here's the test--if your life would get big ratings as a reality show, then by all means talk a lot about yourself. Otherwise, use some discretion and limit the self-references.
Later Brendan comments on my hometown. Thanks buddy.
Eric S. Raymond writes about the Internet Summit in Geneva and a controlled Internet.#
The organizers of the Internet Summit in Geneva have had Dr. Paul Twomey, the president of ICANN (the organization that's chartered to administer the international domain-name system), ejected by security guards after he'd flown twenty hours to participate in the meeting.
I was not especially surprised. The organizers of the Geneva summit seem to be very much the same scum of the planet that one normally finds running these U.N. events — third-string diplomatic timeservers, addle-brained NGO moonbats, a scattering of celebrity Eurotrash, and a legion of gray apparatchiks from authoritarian Third World pestholes. It didn't astonish me that they'd use force to keep out anyone who might interfere with their plans for a government-friendly, politically-correct, censored, and very thoroughly controlled Internet.
The Black Saint watches his final episode of The Simple Life.#
I will add, though, that Hilton and Richie's relationship recalls every classic sitcom pairing. Hilton is Lucy and Richie is Ethel, the less attractive, slightly stupid best friend who gets pulled into her companion's harebrained schemes. There's also a bit of Mary and Rhoda, as Hilton is the WASP and Richie is the ethnic -- and thus a little more wacky and scattered. Previews for next week reveal Richie asking young men to kiss each other in exchange for her kissing them (unfortunatley, this results in the young men breaking state law and being lynched). She also scribbles the name of something on her breasts. That's just too ghetto for me.
Douglas Rushkoff writes about his meme of Buzzword "Open Source Judaism" that is spreading...#
"Judaism has reinvented itself in each of its most creative periods. The question is, do we want to be part of new possibilities, or do we want to be among those who lament an idealized past that never existed. ... Two thousand years ago, the early rabbis envisioned a new Jewish agenda - they transformed Judaism from a Temple-based religion to a synagogue-centered community; from sacrificial offerings at the altar to meals shared around the simple home table ... from a vicarious priesthood to a teaching mentorship model; from a land-centered religion to a portable faith. ... It was the Jewish imagination and ability to think outside the box, to have the chutzpah to reinvent Judaism, that saved Jewish civilization, the Jewish faith, and the Jewish people."
Brian Wohlgemuth writes that Wesley Clark is a Eurotrash Wannabe.#
The comment in question:
CLARK: Well, if I were president right now, I would be doing things that George Bush can't do right now, because he's already compromised those international bridges. I would go to Europe and I would build a new Atlantic charter. I would say to the Europeans, you know, we've had our differences over the years, but we need you. The real foundation for peace and stability in the world is the transatlantic alliance. And I would say to the Europeans, I pledge to you as the American president that we'll consult with you first. You get the right of first refusal on the security concerns that we have. We'll bring you in.
Brian:
General Clark, I can safely say that I will never vote for you. To put our nation's security at risk because you want to appease the Euro-Weenies (and I defintely don't mean Europe as a whole, just the psychotic EU-building politicate) is unbelieveable. For a former commander of American forces in Europe, and a Commander in NATO; your inability to put the needs of your country ahead of the desire to "make nice" with Monsieur Chirac and the rest of the EU makes you completely incapable to lead a pack of Boy Scouts, let alone the presidency of this country.