Warm Beer... Cold Women
Tim Jarrett notes a funny.#
I talked briefly with Adam Curry on Saturday, just long enough to plug Esta's blog on Diaries.com—a site that Adam bankrolls. Adam mentioned he got in another new shipment of Xserves to keep the site afloat, and that Diaries is up to about 1000 blogs. I said, "So there are issues of scale?" He said, "Yeah, it doesn't scale at all."
Frank Field links to BloggerCon degrading article by Andrew Orlowski of the Register.#
I once occupied a large shared mixed apartment with a very elegant greyhound, which belonged to the landlord. It was an elusive animal, but once it knew it had an audience (and the audience only had to number one person), the dog would proceed into a very elaborate display where it licked its own testicles - quite theatrically - for two or three minutes. Then it turned to whoever was watching, with a 'how about that?' look.
I think I will dedicate the money I spent at BloggerCon to this flame, and I'll have to figure out some place to donate money for the next flame.
Stephen Forte shares the lessons he learned climbing Mt. Everest.#
Keep it Simple. When I was trekking in the Khumbu valley there were no cars, roads, phones, etc. I now fully appreciate the term "dirt poor." The day of the week doesn't matter much to these people. For the first time in my life I went days not knowing what day of the week it was or the day of the month. The folks in the valley are so poor, yet so happy. But you can see the look of joy on the kids faces living a hard but uncomplicated life. I noticed if you keep life as simple as possible, your life will be good.
Be thankful of what you have. It is impossible to come to Khumbu and not pick up this concept, Once again the people are poor, yet they make do and are very happy. They make the most of what they have, don't complain and live great lives. It may take 2 hours to cook the evening family meal, but it is a social event just preparing it and the family and friends bond while preparing and eating.
Its not about you. This is the most important lesson you can learn from coming here. There is a whole universe out there, don't spend too much time thinking about yourself and your needs. In the Khumbu there is an overwhelming sense of community (to the point that I still feel it here in New York). In the west we live in such a materialistic and selfish society, take it down a notch and see what you can give to the community at large.
Steve MacLaughlin writes about why he blogs.#
I guess this is the part where I explain how my new blog will solve world hunger, start a political revolution to topple governments, and introduce specifications for a better mouse trap. Alright, let's get real. The truth is that I finally figured out what I want to blog about: I am just going to write. No soliloquies on finding some deeper truth or crusades to elect someone president. I will leave that for some other folks.
Ron Davis comments on the enigma and mystique of Britney.#
Ahh Britney Spears. What to say. She is an enigma. On one hand she dresses and performs like a modern day Madonna. On the other hand she claims Christianity and held on to her virginity for a very long time. And even when she lost it, she lost it to a guy she thought she would be with forever.
I even like some of her music. I actually liked her cover of Satisfaction. I'm not really sure why. I own that album. Most of her music though it too teeny-bopper for me.
And now she is growing up. The image is losing some of its sugar and gaining a little sophistication. While Christian Agulara has decided to go with stripper as her grown up persona, Britney has more subtlety. Not a lot mind you. The picture at the right is still very sexual, just not in a "that'll be $20" kind of way.
Ryan Skadberg posts some intense news.#
LOTR
Special Extended Edition Screening Engagement
Tuesday, December 16
One-time-only marathon of both the Extended Edition prints followed by the first screenings of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
Lisa Williams writes about what's great about America.#
We think that America is about its ideas -- the Constitution, democracy, etc., and it is. But one thing that America is about that you won't find in the Bill of Rights but still makes America distinctly American is the idea of class portability. What do I mean by that? Well, what I mean is that if your Mom and Dad were poor, that doesn't mean that you are fated to poverty. If you are a mason or a plumber, your children do have other options besides plumbing and masonry as professions. Once you split a populace into very rich and very poor, that intergenerational sense of possibility and hope for one's children becomes very dim indeed. The child of a poor person in Africa probably will be poor. In very large measure, that intergenerational stasis is what got so many people to flee Old Europe for the New World, the "land of opportunity."
Wendy didn't find any love at BloggerCon.#
I didn't really expect to find love; conferences are more about getting the lovin' than finding love, and I didn't do that either. Too tired, and too busy.
But really - the search remains on. The quest continues. I continually wonder, where am I not looking? Or is it that I'm not supposed to look? I haven't mused on the lookin' for love topic in awhile. I look to you, the many new people reading my blog after the weekend, as well as my dear regulars, to help me here. Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match? (I refuse to watch that new Alicia Silverstone show.) When I least expect it is a favorite answer to these questions; I should just go about my daily life and *kaboom* the love of my life.
I'm hitting myself about not talking to the beautiful girl I saw, but c'est la vie.
David Weinberger reminds us not to confuse the measurement with the thing being measured.#
A CEO insisted that we send out weekly press releases because our competitor did. We achieved that goal, but now the press thought both companies were both bozos.
An accounting deparment spent hundreds of dollars of its employees' time refusing to pay a salesperson's expenses for a meal at which he'd tipped 75% of a business meal's price. The salesperson had been talking with a prospect in a hotel coffee shop for 3 hours and they only had coffee. The tip was $5.00.
Joi Ito writes about the Edge Of Google.#
I was messing around surfing Google, trying to test something Dave Sifry told me about. The theory was that you actually couldn't get to all of the thousands of results Google says it has when you search for something. I searched for stuff and simply paged forward and found that in fact you did reach an end of search results rather quickly. The number varied so I tried it with "repeat search with omitted results." I found that you can get to exactly result number 999 and no results show after that. I felt like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show...
Joi Ito points to the David Barry column about the American Teleservices Association.#
In his column, David Barry of the Miami Herald published the phone number of the American Teleservices Association, a telemarketing company.
It turned out that a lot of you were eager to call up the telemarketing industry. Thousands and thousands of you called the ATA. I found out about this when I saw an article in a direct-marketing newspaper, the DM News, which quoted the executive director of the ATA, Tim Searcy. Here's an excerpt from the article:
"The ATA received no warning about the article from Barry or anyone connected with him," Searcy said. ". . . the Barry column has had harmful consequences for the ATA. An ATA staffer has spent about five hours a day for the past six days monitoring the voice mail and clearing out messages."
That's correct: The ATA received NO WARNING that it was going to get unwanted calls! Not only that, but these unwanted calls were an INCONVENIENCE for the ATA, and WASTED THE ATA'S TIME!
I just hope nobody interrupted the ATA's dinner.
Lance Arthur tells some great stories.#
Willy, who was insane, usually introduced the rest of us to the latest form of entertainment. Including Blind Shopping Cart Races.
Two people occupy the shopping carts. Doesn't matter which two people, or how much they weigh, or if they have an innate sense of balance. Actually, the more awkward and lopsided the body, the better the result. Two people take up position as drivers. That's four people. We had five, as you know. The fifth person is merely the observer, because without the fifth person, no one would know what was happening.
Because what you do next is blindfold all participants, drivers and passengers. Set up the carts at one end of the parking lot. The object is to get to the other end as fast as you possibly can.
Pain was dolled out in equal proportion to all participants. Otherwise, what was the point? As driver, you were running blindly across what appeared, at first glance, to be a wide-open expanse. But, curiously, blindfolded runners will often trip over their own feet, forcing them headlong into the cart, which then becomes a freewheeling projectile without benefit of brakes.
Mark Pilgrim asks a hard question,#
Your spouse, who hasn't had a cigarette or a drink in 12 years, comes home late one night with smoke in their hair and alcohol on their breath. What do you do?
Halley Suitt starts her new series, "How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Salesforce In 10 Easy Steps", starting with the Focus Group.#
Bryce launched into a mildly hysterical white board parody of the speech drawing out a diagram and labeling all the internet boxes "ZXTML" and pronouncing it with a phoney French accent.
"Since you lousy lazy-assed salesmen know nothing about Zee XTML, I shall demonstrate zee way zee French do it. Zee XTML is more fun zan a barrel of Maginot Lines! And zee Marketing guys here in zee headquarters know better than you silly salespeople who actually spend zee time visiting zee customers. We don't need to talk to zee customers! We do not need to talk to zee salesmen! What we need is a good FUC-US GROUP! "
"Bryce, cut it out, " Mary tried to stop him, but had no energy for it.
He went on "Yes, boys and girls, if there's any thing Marketing knows how to do to salespeople, it's how to FUC-US!"
Ted Leung writes about lisp-weeinie-ism.#
Python is attracting a lot of people who like Lisp. There's only one Python, and there's starting to be a body of interesting programs. There's momentum there, quite a bit more than there is around all the various Lisps. I think that the momentum around languages like Python and Ruby is going to open a window of opportunity for Lisp and Smalltalk. The question is will those communities be ready when the window opens? This is something to be thinking about now. I've been excited about Arc, but we're coming up on the third LL conference, and there's no Arc in sight. Seems like a cathedral being built out there somewhere. In the meantime, Arc has sucked up all the oxygen from Lisp and other Lisp like languages like Dylan. In order to be ready for the window to open, we need something to work with. I've been hoping that Arc would be the standard that everyone in the Lisp community could rally around, but I'm starting to wonder if that's a mistake. Paul Graham is giving a talk on Arc at the ILC later this month. Let's hope he actually shows us what Arc looks like so we can decided whether to pile on, or to go find something else. Perl, Python, and Ruby are demonstrating that the combination of non-mainstream language ideas and open source can gain buzz and adoption. Why can't Lisp?